genderfluid-druid:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

you never realize how much tumblr alters even your most basic conversational vernacular and I don’t mean “that’s my blorbo” level discourse I mean I made the comment “oh that is an entire human man” around someone who is very offline and they went “😂😂😂 What? An entire human? LOL!”

[ID: a text exchange. At 7:49, person 1 sends, “going to my first ever pole dancing class tonight” with a painting nails emoji. At 10:18, they follow up, “I slayed absolute penis”. Person 2 replies, “That is a new phrase for me”. End ID]

geezmarty:

I’ve got the rem x misa worms in 2023 no less I’m 14 again

deluxetrashqueen:

Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

evilwizard:

barely-living-wizard-apprentice:

why are spells stored in dusty old tomes why aren’t they audiobooks

*puts headphones on* this is gonna be so fucking efficient… *400 million kilovolts of lightning eject from the speakers*

marioheritageposts:

luigiheritageposts:

an-actual-stone:

suppermariobroth:

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

another old mod post the current mod disproves of

Luigi heritage post

Mario Heritage Post

adobe-outdesign:

speaking of Miss Piggy and the queer community I want to share one of my favorite quotes of hers

redpandarascal:

daddyfuckedme:

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

denimull:

cipheramnesia:

heroofthreefaces:

sabertoothwalrus:

between swedish people having a passion for mushroom hunting and pigs being built to do the same, I’m surprised that (to my knowledge) there’s never been a sketch where the swedish chef and miss piggy feverishly hunt for mushrooms in a comedy of errors, beginning with miss piggy offended that anyone would insinuate she’d want to help root around in the dirt until the mushroom lust overtakes her

This being the Muppets, of course, the mushrooms would see them coming and go, “Oh no! Doube trouble!” and run off

Cue Fozzie calling it like a thoroughbred race

The skit ends with Fozzie saying, “I guess those mushrooms were more truffle than they’re worth!”

YES!